BUY THE EARTH

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📢 BREAKING NEWS:

Aliens spotted pricing the Sahara Desert • Fish union demands back-pay for Atlantic swimming rights • Local squirrel sues player over acorn inflation • Scientists confirm gravity is now subject to licensing fees • Weather service announces cloud grounding due to airspace parking tickets

In Your Pocket:

$1.00

Passive Income: +$0.00/s

Tap Value: $1.00 / tap

Net Asset Value: ~$1.00

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"OUR PLANET IS SO SHINY. WE REQUIRE MOISTURE. (Alien message)"

— Galactic Advisor

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YOUR SHARE OF EARTH OWNED: 0.0%